TOWIE’s Joe Blackman reveals ‘new teeth’ and whack your shade on for this one liennhi

   

Junaid Ahmed's boyfriend has embraced yet another TOWIE cliché

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TOWIE, we'll always be honest with you... remember, we've been right there with you - through the good and the bad - since we first met the likes of Mark Wright, Lauren Goodger and Sam Faiers way back in 2010, so we feel we can say this to your face: series 35 just doesn't have the teeth.

Sorry, hun. We still love you, always.

A few of the TOWIE series 35 guys and girls
A few of the TOWIE series 35 guys and girls ©Objective Media

It's just the vibes of the latest series have very much been healing ones and, don't get us wrong, while we love a bit of that and want that energy for each and every member of the TOWIE cast, it needs to be balanced out with a significant amount of drama. Where is the bite? WHERE ARE THE TEETH? Less tears, more bite – are we right?

Enter Joe Blackman.

Joe Blackman
Joe Blackman ©©ITV

Yep, series 35 may be lacking the gnashers but Harry Derbidge's ex Joe certainly isn't after hard launching his brand new Turkey teeth on Instagram over the weekend and they are dazzling. Of course, it's not uncommon for our Essex guys and gals to pop on over to Turkey and come back with a whiter than white new smile, but these are just about some of the whitest veneers we have have ever laid our eyes upon, but DO NOT lay your eyes upon them. We had to lower our screen brightness when the pics game in.

Fair play to Joe, though, he documented his whole journey on Instagram, and that included a good look at his shaved down 'peg' teeth and a look at his hefty almost £8,000 bill (although being a TOWIE star, naturally our Joe got an even heftier discount thanks to a cheeky collab).

He then took to his Instagram grid to show a snap of the final result and what a smile. Looking good, Joe.

Joe captioned the snap, 'New teeth babyyyyy 🦷 thank you much @dentalcentreturkey. I’m in love ❤️.'

But seriously, for the love of Gemma Collins' heated rollers, do not look directly at Joe's new veneers because that new grin is downright luminous, which makes sense as according to Joe he went for 'the whitest white' option available.

His boyfriend and TOWIE co-star Junaid Ahmed swiftly took to the comments to compliment his man, writing, 'My handsome boy ❤️ love you, best week with you xxxxx.'

Now, point those pearly whites in the direction of TOWIE and take a whopping great big bite out of it, will you? It needs your teeth.