Season 5 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has been serving up plenty of drama. Meredith Marks is mad at Whitney Rose for stealing her bath bomb idea. Meanwhile, Lisa Barlow embraced her villain label and attacked Whitney for calling her one. And Angie Katsanevas is now besties with Mary Cosby. I know. It’s a lot. And now that the Season 5 taglines are here, let’s enjoy what these Salt Lake City ladies have for us this season.
Some of these Real Housewives of Salt Lake City taglines are fire and some are … not
First up is Angie’s tagline. She snagged her place as the center snowflake, which moved her to tears. Her tagline is, “You may have been in a sorority, but I’m Greek for life, baby.” That is a fun one. Next is Lisa’s tagline, “Tequila is my livelihood, and my lifestyle is always top shelf.” I love it, Baby Gorgeous!
Then we have Mary’s opening, which is very on-brand. “God is my shepherd, and you all look like sheep,” her tagline reads. Not to be outdone by her former friend, Meredith mentions her tub – again. I wonder how many hours Meredith spends in her tub each day. Anyway, her tagline is, “I’m known for my tub, and this year I’m bathing in glory.”
Of course, Whitney mentioned her hilling healing journey. Her situation hasn’t granted her any grace from her co-stars. “On my healing journey, I always travel first class,” her opening reads. I’m not in love with this one. Next is Whitney’s cousin, Heather Gay. Her tagline is, “Don’t play me – I’ve got the receipts, proof, and the screenshots.” I appreciate that her opening references last season’s epic Reality Von Tease reveal, but also, most people are over it.
Finally, we have newbie Bronwyn Newport’s tagline. “The only muted thing you’d find in my wardrobe, is my black card,” her opening reads.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airs on Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.
