Lindsay Hubbard Calls Out Producers for Pulling Receipts on Her: "You Guys Keep Flashing Back!" tram

   

From the beginning, Lindsay Hubbard has been nothing if not a planner — and the Summer House producers have enough receipts to not let her forget it either.

After Lindsay celebrated her 38th birthday during Summer House Season 9, Episode 10, a producer asked in a confessional if she was where she thought she would be at that point in her life. The influencer immediately knew what they were referencing and began laughing hysterically, as you can see in the above video. 

"What? I think that timeline ended at, like, 36,” Lindsay replied as images of her handwritten "Timeline 4 Life" from four summers ago — laying out her exact two-year plan for when she and then-boyfriend Stephen "Stravy" Traversie would move in together, get engaged, marry, and have a baby — flashed on screen.

"That one time I wrote a timeline down, and you guys keep flashing back to it," she joked. "[I'm] never gonna hear the end of it."

Lindsay Hubbard wearing a blue top and smiling in front of a background full of her notes

Lindsay Hubbard compares Turner Kufe relationship to Stephen Traversie

Lindsay's now-ex, Stephen, was referenced again while discussing how current boyfriend Turner Kufe planned to celebrate her last birthday before becoming a mom. (​​They welcomed daughter Gemma Britt Kufe in early December.) At the time, all she knew is that he'd made dinner reservations a month-and-a-half earlier.

One mistake Lindsay's "fancy" new partner was unlikely to repeat, though, was revisited in a flashback scene in which Stephen treated her to a fish and chips birthday dinner in 2020, followed by him lamenting to Kyle Cooke that nothing he does is ever "good enough for her." Cut to Lindsay tearfully venting to Danielle Olivera that she wanted a man she didn’t "have to train for f–king once" in her life.

In a present-day confessional, she stated, "It will be interesting to see what Turner does because I'm not saying, like, I judge a guy based off how they treat my birthday... But, I kind of judge a guy based off how they treat my birthday."

"Or maybe it was just the wrong guy, right?" she continued. "Like, I feel like if Turner gave me some fish and chips, I would probably really enjoy it. Like, any just, like, small moments that I have with him, I'm good with."

Lindsay Hubbard reflected on her Summer House "personal journey"

Earlier, Lindsay's pregnancy reveal to her Summer House castmates in the Season 9 premiere had a similarly retrospective vibe, as she launched into a timeline of past relationships, starting from Season 1 and ending with her called-off engagement to Carl Radke.

"My personal journey has been nothing short of all over the place," she admitted to her fellow Hamptons crew. "The biggest lesson that I have learned is that the universe has its own plan, and the universe and my plan …" 

That's when Gabby Prescod held up an ultrasound image, as the group erupted in screams. "I'm pregnant," Lindsay announced.

Now that Lindsay has given birth, don't expect to see baby Gemma spending her weekends out east, though. When Jesse Solomon asked during her birthday brunch in the April 16 episode if her "wee one" would be staying with them next summer, Lindsay replied, "Um, I don't know if I would trust all of you with my little baby."

In the meantime, don't miss the major step Lindsay, Turner, and Gemma just took together.